Re: [Condor-users] CondorWeek 2009 T-Shirts

[Ahmed Hussain <ahussain03@xxxxxxxxx>]

Here's one from me:

Computers beware: DON'T IDLE, Condor's watching!

regards,
Ahmed



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From: condor-users-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxx [condor-users-bounces@xxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Jason Stowe [jstowe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: 23 March 2009 17:46
To: Condor-Users Mail List
Subject: Re: [Condor-users] CondorWeek 2009 T-Shirts

Hello All,
So we have a few new suggestions from the Condor community:
9. Condor: All your slot are belong to us
10. Condor: An evil plot to control your computers. Enjoy!
11. Condor: Enabling distributed workplace MP3/Video encoding since the 90's
12. Condor: It's STILL called Condor!

So far we have a number of preferences for #6, #1, #4, etc. but we can
use more feedback.
If you haven't so far, drop us an e-mail on this thread or
t-shirts@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:
1. You want all the slots? You want all the slots?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE
ALL THE SLOTS!
2. Condor: builds supercomputers from workstations you have lying around.
3. If only the rest of Wall Street had used Condor to calculate their risk...
4. You've never heard of the Millenium Condor? It's the scheduler that
made the Kessel run in less than than 12 gigaflops.
5. Condor: eHarmony for your jobs
6. WandosRequirements = (CondorWeek == "True") && (DayOfWeek ==
"Tuesday") && (CostOfBacon == 0) && (CostOfBeer == 1)
7. Please *do* feed (jobs to) the birds.
8. Condor won't kill you, but it might scavenge your CPUs when you're dead.

Thanks for the new suggestions, and we'll look forward to seeing you
at CondorWeek.

Warm regards,
Jason



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On Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 2:37 PM, Jason Stowe <jstowe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Hello All,
> It's that time of year again: picking Condor t-shirts for CondorWeek!
>
> As we talked about last CondorWeek, we'd like to get suggestions for
> new phrases from the Condor Community. I have received a few from
> various people, which I've included below. If you have a new idea,
> send them to this thread or t-shirts@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx If we print
> yours, we'll give you a special surprise at CondorWeek or send it to
> you if you won't be in Madison this year.
>
> If you like one of these over the others, please e-mail
> t-shirts@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with your preferences.
>
> I look forward to seeing what everyone comes up with.
>
> Warm regards,
> Jason
>
>
> Suggestions so far for this year:
> 1. You want all the slots? You want all the slots?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE
> ALL THE SLOTS!
>
> 2. Condor: builds supercomputers from workstations you have lying around.
>
> 3. If only the rest of Wall Street had used Condor to calculate their risk...
>
> 4. You've never heard of the Millenium Condor? It's the scheduler that
> made the Kessel run in less than than 12 gigaflops.
>
> 5. Condor: eHarmony for your jobs
>
> 6. WandosRequirements = (CondorWeek == "True") && (DayOfWeek ==
> "Tuesday") && (CostOfBacon == 0) && (CostOfBeer == 1)
>
> 7. Please *do* feed (jobs to) the birds.
>
> 8. Condor won't kill you, but it might scavenge your CPUs when you're dead.
>
>
> From last year:
> I *am* the condor_master
> Sorry I'm "Claimed Busy" right now.
> Condor: does useful work while you read slashdot
> PREEMPTION_REQUIREMENTS = (RemoteUser =!= ME)
> 99 slots unclaimed on the farm, 99 slots unclaimed. Take 1 down, for a
> matchmaking round, 98 slots unclaimed on the farm…
> Give proprietary schedulers the bird, use Condor!
>
>
> --
> ===================================
> Jason A. Stowe
> cell: 607.227.9686
> main: 888.292.5320
>
> Cycle Computing, LLC
> Leader in Condor Grid Solutions
> Enterprise Condor Support and Management Tools
>
> http://www.cyclecomputing.com
> http://www.cyclecloud.com
>
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